Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Cute Picnik Quotes Anyone

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Selfportrait with grandmother
, 2010. Oil on paper, 50 x 32.5 cm.


A Avelina Morales. The woman who took care of me, bathed me, gave me a bottle and changed my diapers until 4 years. Granted, the end of his life was marred by insanity, but deserves to be remembered as the great person she was: beautiful, elegant, devout, with a great vocation to love and patience out of this world. QuinceaƱera eternal love with Pedro Infante, mother of six, loving grandmother of many others, and a second mother to me when my mother was first in the cantina. That's how I remember you, "Mom Veli" and if your faith had a point, there is only Heaven because you're there. Do not know anyone else who deserves it.

left me more than love and good memories: I have inherited your thighs. And despite what some say, my co-dependency had nothing to do with you. :)



Avelina, 2010 (list). Oil on paper, 50 x 32.5 cm.

Friday, October 1, 2010

How Long Do You Live With A Bowel Obstruction

How to plan a mural. Tutorials vibe for any occasion. On 24 September

Some people have asked them to give painting lessons. As time is always a mere crack, or prefer to obtain information on the net, I think the most convenient for all is to provide a small number of online tutorials on topics and recurring problems in the paint. On this occasion, we will examine step by step procedure for planning a decorative wall, say, a temperate forest in the interior of a restaurant *.


Step 1. Take pictures of the place. Preferably put a dude of 1.80 m against the wall to serve as human scale. Failure to have on hand a guy like that, then .... do not know.













Step 2. Draw to scale major focus of the format, using your intuition and / or the ancient formula of the golden section. Draw a composition network that spans these points. The wise elders recommend starting the mural to not less than 80 cm above the ground, otherwise the weight of the image fall on the bottom of the wall, thus giving the mother to the assessment of your painting. If you are graffiti, skip this step and jump into action.



Step 3. Learn to paint landscapes. This step may take 20 years. Once they have decided that ...

Step 4. Enter forest elements in the composition. Each item must have a reason, so if you do not know where to put a happy tree or a bird, get a good reason to be there:


Step 5. Saca to your inner Bob Ross.



* WTF? To my knowledge, nobody has successfully solved the problem of painting a forest in interior walls. The results are often very kitsch, and totally forgettable. But look how far we take this tutorial.


Next deliveries : How to Plan a Wall (II), How to draw uncomfortable sex scenes, and learn to draw human excreta.