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died a psychologist and went to the gates of Heaven
(It is known that the Psychologists for his being and to always go to heaven).
San Pedro reached into his file, but lately was a little disorganized and did not find in the pile of papers, so he said:
"Sorry, you're not ready ...".
Psychologist So he went to the gate of hell, where he quickly gave him shelter and housing. Shortly
Psychologist happened and tired of suffering the miseries of hell and that set out to design a project and an annual plan of work, organize a collective body, an association helping neighbor, SOCIAL PARTICIPATION COMMITTEE, IMPULSE CONTROL WORKSHOP, self esteem, emotional intelligence, focus areas for CATHARSIS, THERAPIES , ASSESSMENT OF MULTIPLE INTELLIGENCE y. .. to work: to make improvements, Imps and other beings of hell begin to feel valued, listened, BEGAN TO COMMUNICATE BETTER AND TEAMWORK.
Over time, they had IPEBA certifications, ALL Issus ETC, ETC, in several areas: Hell
smoke-free air conditioning, automatic toilets, stairs electrical, computer center, roof in the courtyard, recovery of arrears, circles of support, literacy groups, ALL types of fellowships, festivals, reading comprehension mobilization, LSS, ECE, PELA, PESEM, MUNICIPALIZATION, etc. etc. etc.
It provided advice and support to those who had just arrived, was an effective coaching, monitor and supervise Permanente, drove all the theories of EA. He became a leader.
Thus, one psychologist in the acquisition became more profitable, in millions of years, to hell ...
One day, God called the devil tone phone and suspect asked
- "What ... how are over there in hell?"
- We are all mothers! (Very Good) - said the devil ....
"We are certified as free of smoke, and we have air conditioning, toilets with drainage by infrared sensor, escalators with automatic load control, electronics to control power saving, wireless internet, festivals, parades, etc. And even recovered arrears!
Point
please my email address: eldiablofeliz@infierno.com ... if something gives you. "
God then asked
- a psychologist who may have over there?
The devil replied ..... Siiiiiiiiiiiii!
GOD SAID:
- "This is a huge blunder! Never should have gotten there a psychologist!
The Psychologists always go to heaven, it is written and solved for all cases.
it to me send away! "
- "No way," said the devil. I like having a psychologist in this organization ... and I'm going to stay with him forever. "
- "o. ..... send it to me !..." will demand TE
And the Devil, his eyes clouded with tremendous laughter he dropped, he said to God:
- "Oh Yeah? ... and curiosity ...
WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO GET A LAWYER? If everyone is here!"
Moral:
MUST UNDERSTAND THE Psychologists; love him, Blessed and thank God for having created!
A psychologist does not see the world, transforms it.
Not that you create a GIANT, IS THAT IT IS!
SEND THIS MESSAGE TO YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT IS A Psychologist.
FULLY AND GOD BLESS TO WHO WROTE THIS, AND THAT ONLY A MIND enlightened by God could have done!
A Psychologist ... INSURANCE ...
STRICT
ANOTHER PSYCHOLOGIST PSYCHOLOGISTS FOR ALL LIKE YOU, HAPPY 2011.
"Sorry, you're not ready ...".
Psychologist So he went to the gate of hell, where he quickly gave him shelter and housing. Shortly
Psychologist happened and tired of suffering the miseries of hell and that set out to design a project and an annual plan of work, organize a collective body, an association helping neighbor, SOCIAL PARTICIPATION COMMITTEE, IMPULSE CONTROL WORKSHOP, self esteem, emotional intelligence, focus areas for CATHARSIS, THERAPIES , ASSESSMENT OF MULTIPLE INTELLIGENCE y. .. to work: to make improvements, Imps and other beings of hell begin to feel valued, listened, BEGAN TO COMMUNICATE BETTER AND TEAMWORK.
Over time, they had IPEBA certifications, ALL Issus ETC, ETC, in several areas: Hell
smoke-free air conditioning, automatic toilets, stairs electrical, computer center, roof in the courtyard, recovery of arrears, circles of support, literacy groups, ALL types of fellowships, festivals, reading comprehension mobilization, LSS, ECE, PELA, PESEM, MUNICIPALIZATION, etc. etc. etc.
It provided advice and support to those who had just arrived, was an effective coaching, monitor and supervise Permanente, drove all the theories of EA. He became a leader.
Thus, one psychologist in the acquisition became more profitable, in millions of years, to hell ...
One day, God called the devil tone phone and suspect asked
- "What ... how are over there in hell?"
- We are all mothers! (Very Good) - said the devil ....
"We are certified as free of smoke, and we have air conditioning, toilets with drainage by infrared sensor, escalators with automatic load control, electronics to control power saving, wireless internet, festivals, parades, etc. And even recovered arrears!
Point
please my email address: eldiablofeliz@infierno.com ... if something gives you. "
God then asked
- a psychologist who may have over there?
The devil replied ..... Siiiiiiiiiiiii!
GOD SAID:
- "This is a huge blunder! Never should have gotten there a psychologist!
The Psychologists always go to heaven, it is written and solved for all cases.
it to me send away! "
- "No way," said the devil. I like having a psychologist in this organization ... and I'm going to stay with him forever. "
- "o. ..... send it to me !..." will demand TE
And the Devil, his eyes clouded with tremendous laughter he dropped, he said to God:
- "Oh Yeah? ... and curiosity ...
WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO GET A LAWYER? If everyone is here!"
Moral:
MUST UNDERSTAND THE Psychologists; love him, Blessed and thank God for having created!
A psychologist does not see the world, transforms it.
Not that you create a GIANT, IS THAT IT IS!
SEND THIS MESSAGE TO YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT IS A Psychologist.
FULLY AND GOD BLESS TO WHO WROTE THIS, AND THAT ONLY A MIND enlightened by God could have done!
A Psychologist ... INSURANCE ...
STRICT
ANOTHER PSYCHOLOGIST PSYCHOLOGISTS FOR ALL LIKE YOU, HAPPY 2011.
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